Do you remember the good old days of you and Mother? Oh, weren’t they swell? Unless you remember the parts where she said things like this.
” You cannot wear that out of this house!”
“He’s not old enough to drive and no you are not going out with him.”
I don’t care what the other kids do, you are not doing it!”
To which we sometimes sneakily responded under our breath.
Lead me not into temptation? Ha! Follow me I know a short cut!
Then there were the promises of the future.
If you do the thing you need to do when you need to do it, then someday you can do the things you want to do when you want to do them. (Zig Ziglar)
Sigh. Oh yes, the good old days of Mother. Governor Andrew Cuomo said that there are two things in life that will never leave you, The eye of God and the love of a mother. Life comes with a manual called Mother!
But where are we now? Many of our mothers have passed on and we are bereft. Fear not. Google has risen to take her place! Bravely ask questions like this.
Where is the best place to eat in this city? (Lots of recommendations with warnings to check opening!)
Are fascinators in style again? (Apparently yes!)
Google your name to see what shows up. It’s like Mom calling instructions out the door after you!)
Am I too fat? (Like Mom, it says you are perfect just the way you are; if you check the right web site!)
Job openings? Google hints, just like Mom, that you can do anything you set your mind to do.)
Who will win the election? (Google and Mom say “Be sure that you vote!)
Google is my Mother.
Its heart in the right place.
Google is my Mother,
Though it doesn’t have her face.
Google is my Mother,
Through thick and tall and fat.
Google is my Mother.
It even knows where I am at!
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